I Don’t Trust…

  • Anyone who calls themselves an “expert” of any kind.
  • Someone who turns their car off in the drive thru to save gas.
  • Recipe time estimates.
  • Politicians.
  • Climate change denialists.
  • Milk on or after the expiration date.
  • Twitter users who post multiple tweets as a thread instead of publishing to a blog.
  • Anyone who stops eating bread and claims not to miss it.
  • Drivers who pull out into the turn lane but instead of stopping and waiting to merge, they keep driving in the turn lane.
  • Farts from a 3-year-old.
  • People who don’t use cruise control.
  • Food recommendations from anyone who claims Halo Top tastes like ice cream.
  • Anything described with the word “best.”
  • Prompts on web sites asking, “Are you sure you want to leave? You have unsaved changes.”
  • People who struggle with the brown yard waste bags every year instead of buying trash bins.

Don’t take these too seriously.

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