• Anyone who calls themselves an “expert” of any kind.
• Someone who turns their car off in the drive thru to save gas.
• Recipe time estimates.
• Politicians.
• Climate change denialists.
• Milk on or after the expiration date.
• Twitter users who post multiple tweets as a thread instead of publishing to a blog.
• Anyone who stops eating bread and claims not to miss it.
• Drivers who pull out into the turn lane but instead of stopping and waiting to merge, they keep driving in the turn lane.
• Farts from a 3-year-old.
• People who don’t use cruise control.
• Food recommendations from anyone who claims Halo Top tastes like ice cream.
• Anything described with the word “best.”
• Prompts on web sites asking, “Are you sure you want to leave? You have unsaved changes.”
• People who struggle with the brown yard waste bags every year instead of buying trash bins.

Don’t take these too seriously.