How many 5 year-olds could you take on? One of the greatest hypothetical questions I’ve ever come across. I think I could take on quite a few more than 30.
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Nick Momrik 
More than 30?!?! You’re crazy! Kids can be dangerous, especially in packs!
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Did you read through some of that thread? I seriously don’t think 5 year-olds would pose much of a threat and they’d be pretty easy to knock out. On the other hand, how are they going to knock you out?
I liked some of the suggestions. Such as…just run around and take a couple out at a time. They won’t be able to keep up and lets face it, a 5 year-old is pretty small, so they’ll fall right over if you run them down. Or…knock one of them out and then pick that kid up and swing him/her around by holding onto their ankles. None of the other kids will be able to get near you.
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Forget fighting. Diversionary tactic: just throw candy into the air. They’ll all dive for it, and you’re off like a prom dress. ;D
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