Save Toby

Aside Nick Momrik79 Comments

Now here’s a way to make some easy money from a few suckers. Threaten to kill a cute little bunny named Toby. The guy running this site is going to kill Toby on June 30th, 2005 if he doesn’t get $50,000 in donations and merchandise purchases. Amazingly, he’s already took in over $14,000! After all, he’s only asking for $1 from each person. Why can’t I think of something like this? Check out the Save Toby site for all of the details. How much you want to bet he kills the rabbit no matter what?

79 thoughts on “Save Toby”

  3. Anyway,

    I consida it steal’n . You gotta check dis shit out yo. Its like tak’n money F-R-to-tha-izzom peoples pockets while they kizzle it fo’ sheezy.

    I ate a chicken before like a m0th3r f@*er. Acually I was there when mah uncle cut his heezee apart fizzy tha body from tha streets of tha L-B-C. I think there were three not one… It was somewhere in brotha vacation… ok now Ive lost it!

    What Im bustin’ ta say is tobys poser is now “izzy miznan” n we shiznall do brotha he says… So I donated $100 ta tha pizzle puppy.. And you should do it coz he is tha man, n tha dawg W-to-tha-izzill steal ur money no matta what…

    wait a second… WHizzat is money??? WHat hes show’n in there is just a B-to-tha-izzunch of numba… ok if Id say Ill gizzy u 100, ull be like “100 ur mizzy but If I say Ill give you $100, if ur dense enough or a friznat boi youll be like “YEAAAAAAH!” now Im rizzy motha fucka. tha point is idkwtf im rapping `bout… Im just try’n ta say tizzy money is jizzy wanna be gangsta you can print out money online n gizzy it ta someone n they wont even know its not real… makes sure u prizzint wit cotton baller kk man..

    tobys owned is a #1 scamma… n I gots scammed too.. oh wait I dizzle have a credit card… nvm I do!

    btw tha sky is bizzle!

    wts am I doing hizzle?

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  6. This has got to be a fucking joke!!

    Doesnt people have anything else to do than waste his money time on a f…. idiot and his rat pet……………. If you want to help start with the homeless and the starving children.

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  9. cor wabbit beautiful. i personally advice wabbit soup/broth. have made this myself b4. tastes beautiful. proper genius idea hope u make your money off these proper fucking mugs out there. Elmer Fudd

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  12. Look, after all this debate, it’s not really any longer about whether or not Toby is gonna get killed. All that people want to see now is just HOW popular this can get.

    The money no longer is for saving toby. It’s to buy t-shirts and other stupid merchandise so people can go “OMG! You are so cool! Save Toby?! OMG!”

    Of COURSE it’s a joke site. People getting all steamed up in this DO need to recheck their priorities. But still, it is top entertainment. I think that it’s bullshit that that guy raised that much money, and although I do not know how he could doctor the numbers (Maybe by adding some of his own money to endorse the illusion) I think he deserves every dollar he has coming to him.

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  15. WHO CARES ABOUT SAVE TOBY! ITS SCAM!

    Ive only every donated to one site…and that was to a woman who really needed it. http://www.clonekatie.com

    She needs a shit load of money to clone her cat. I gave her 5 bucks coz she was genuine

    But fakes like savetoby are just ruining the internet!

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  16. Eat the bunny man, the bunny meat is very soft, tasty, tender, is so delicious, with a red wine or a cool beer, wow, I can believe the taste of a good rabbit plate.

    All of you must try it, the rabbit meat is one of the best.

    Don´t come to me with a double moral, you are writing this hate mails while you are eating a hamburger (from a cute cow), or KFC from (from cute little chickens), come on give me a break!.

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  17. Bion (the author of the site) is a good friend of mine. I’m pretty sure he’s serious about doing it. It originally was a joke but all the media attention has called his bluff – he’s going keep his word so he can keep the cash.

    I’m kinda pissed about the whole thing… you might be interested in a site that I made to expose him:

    Link: http://www.WhereIsToby.com – don’t save toby

    -s

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  19. I donated but with a message that the money go to Toby’s dressings. Fry the little sucker!!!, you made your money, he’s getting too old anyway… This is hilarious, good way to get through college, better than working at a five and dime. Brilliant.. I still think he should serve up the feast though… Maybe auction off the rabbit BBQ!!! That would be totally cool!!!

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