1,465 thoughts on “Halo 2 Trick Jumping

  1. Glitches all suck. Fuck you. What’s so fun about them? Nothing. Why don’t you fags just play the god damned game. You have to super jump to win? Then fine. Do it. It’s not like their’s millions of people who have reported the super jumping. Bungie is currently working on it. Only children play as gay as you do. Seriously, what’s the point of it’s serious repititiveness? You guys really need to get a life. I know what responses I’m about to get.

    Glitches Rule 3225: OmG wTF GlitchESSSSS R SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNYUYUUUU OLO YUO SUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK TEHHHHHEHEHHEEHEHHEEHEEHHE GMMMMMMM SISISISISIISISS GLGLGLGLGITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHESSSSSSSSS

    Also translated as: OMG, WTF, Glitches are so fun lol you suck the game is about glitches.

    Hmmmm……..

    Lets check the definition of the word glitch. Don’t move and keep on reading.

    1. minor malfunction, mishap, or technical problem; a snag: a computer glitch; a navigational glitch; a glitch in the negotiations.

    2. A false or spurious electronic signal caused by a brief, unwanted surge of electric power.

    3. Astronomy. A sudden change in the period of rotation of a neutron star.

    It’s not a game. It’s a problem. After Bungie and Microsoft fix the Glitches you all are probably going to commit suicide. Because is that all you do?

    Glitch?

    Hey guys! Wanna do some glitches?

    I am and with millions of halo players, sick and tired of these glitches. I was a level 34 until the glitch in Coagulation when a level 1 guy kept sniping me. How could I get him? I couldn’t. I still amazingly had 12 kills, with 32 deaths. I am now a level 25.

    No one (real players of Halo) likes Glitches. Why should we millions of people play with glitches when only about 15000 people do? It’s not fair. I think in Xbox Live they should be banned for a week for exploits of glitches.

    Not only that, but the 13,000 out of 15,000 are children under the age of thirteen. Im not surprised that 90% of the people here are children.

    You people certainately don’t have a care for anything else in the world.

    You people probably would rather play halo 2 glitches than have a sex partner for the next 20 years. let alone a wife.

    I don’t think you people should be allowed on Xbox Live. Your use of exploits are ruining the game.

    Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna report this board to Bungie.net

    Remember Kids! It’s not the glitches in the game, it’s the game, and not the glitches.

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  2. if any one wants to know i can get on top of the main building on burial mounds in a spectre and know how to go through the in visible barrier on zanzibar n burial mounds

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  3. Sorry about that Jake, what’s your Gamertag? Send me another and let me know you’re Jake. Alright, just send me a request buddy.

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  4. oooo srry darkshadow but yeah ok ill send u a f/r i didnt no u wanted my name 2 but if u get a request from killerleader its me.srry

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  5. I KNOW MORE THAN ANY BODY ON THIS WEBSITE AND IF ANY BODY WANTS TO EMAIL AT soccerbr530@aol.com MY XBOX lIVE ACCOUNT IS GETTING FIXED ON B?C OF MODDS SO I CANT GET ON TILL YM WEBSITE UPDATE WORKS SO IF ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK HALO2 EMAIL ME OR MY SCREEN NAME IS soccerbr530. 8====}~~~~

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  6. yo i just got a new site and i know now over like 500 different jumps. yeh ill show whoever my gamertag is Flair23.

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  7. yoare you lookin’ for help on that glitch you just can’t get to work?

    me and my homie Gs can help you out! we’ll do all we can to help you people in need.

    my gamer tag is: Generic Mex.

    P.S. i still haven’t got relic, gemini, elongation, etc.

    but i will get them as soon as possible.

    oh yeah, SCREW everyone who thinks this message is 2 fake! (or dramatic).

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  8. Ok BlackSniper….. I have an odd account but its my highest its a 29 his name is AIRVID ill send you that ok … peace

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  9. whoever had that shitty outburst about glitches can eat my ass. im not 13, or anywhere near 13. in my opinion, which i have a right to express, anyone who takes halo 2 as seriously as you do doesnt need to worry about a “sex partner” cos you’ll be living with your mom the rest of your life. and by the way. did you guys notice how he said sex partner and not girlfriend. lol, faggot. and then he calls everyone HERE a fag. like i said he can eat my ass and call it ice cream

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  10. why does everyone just keep saying that they know glitches, why dont you just tell people how to do it and shut the fuck up already. no one cares that you know them, we just want to know how. either tell us how to do it or stop trying to brag to everyone like some little fucking prick and shove your mothers dildo in your mouth. i hate you.

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  11. i was just browsing through all the comments and people like this…

    Josh

    August 4th, 2005 at 2:06 PM

    i know this many bounces on these stages…

    [BLAH BLAH BLAH, I GOT RAPED BY MY DAD WHEN I WAS 5]

    and

    Synch

    July 5th, 2005 at 12:46 AM

    Superbounces I Know:

    [BLAH BLAH BLAH, ME ME ME, IM SO SPECIAL BUT I DONT GET PUSSY AND I LOVE TO EAT DICK]

    and

    St Ver1tas or atvrida1992

    August 5th, 2005 at 5:07 PM

    i kno…

    Burial Mounds – i fuck donkeys

    Colossus – i shove 40 oz beer bottles up my ass

    Headlong – i love to sit on plunger handles and rotate

    Seriously, does anyone care how many super jumps you know on each level? NO. NO ONES CARES. NO ONE CARES BUT YOU. YOU THINK KNOWING ALL THE SUPER JUMPS IN EVERY LEVEL WILL MAKE YOU FRIENDS BUT IT WONT. GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE AND MEETING PEOPLE IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL GET YOU FRIENDS AND THATS A LONG SHOT CONSIDERING YOUR PERSONALITY PROBABLY SUCKS. Stop posting comments trying to brag about how many and what super jumps you know on each level because no one gives a shit you worthless sack of chimpanzee manure. I vomit stomach acids that hold more importance to this earth than you. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits.

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