At the end of each month (I’ve decided this is the last month I am posting this), I post a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for May 2004…enjoy!

1. guide to making love to my wife
2. kellen winslow fucking soldier video
3. chip that cheats gas pump
4. movies with a “call in sick” scene
5. 18 screwed
6. Crack Head pics
7. kill bill dvd main menu music
8. what’s the slogan for captain crunch cereal
9. best wake up music ever
10. golf course balls in yard sell