Customs gave me a hard time because my flight out of Amsterdam was changed yesterday. Thanks buddy, I really had a choice. Get drunk on this flight?

I don’t see how this flight is going to leave. There is so much fog here. You can’t see 200 yards.

Heading back to the airport in Amsterdam. Pretty soon I’ll be on a first name basis with the customs officers.

On the bright side, KLM just paid for the vacation part of my trip. I’d rather be home tonight though.

Stuck in fucking Amsterdam. How in the fuck is it possible to overbook a flight? Can’t they count?

Waiting in Amsterdam to see if I’m going to get a seat on my flight back to the US.

A great trip is coming to an end. Last night in Budapest.

I haven’t been looking too hard, but I’ve yet to see a Mountain Dew anywhere in Budapest.

I have 25% of Automattic’s ladies all to myself tonight. That seems like an HR violation in itself.

OH: “She’s like the human Shazam.”