Switched to Netvibes for a custom browser home page since iGoogle is shutting down.

Dear Chipotle, I’m sorry for cheating with your ugly sister Qdoba. I only had time for a quickie and you take too long to serve my meat.

Wasn’t happy with parts of my costume, but found perfect replacements. Now it’s all about makeup execution.

Just used square.com/cash for the first time. That’s slick!

I wondered why it was so damn cold in my room last night. Even colder this morning. Pilot light was out!

Where can I get some Gummiberry Juice?

The Red Sox are a bunch of cry babies.

“I’ve missed Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.” -No one ever

If I had to guess what back spasms are like, this would be it. Hurts to move!