April Fool’s Day should always fall on a Sunday so I don’t have to deal with all of the online pranks during a work day.

Sometimes it takes new friends to confirm that you are indeed an asshole. Not entirely a bad thing though.

Waitress before happy hour ended earlier today: “Would you like me to put a pitcher on hold for you?” Is there more than one answer to that question?

7:30am track workout (2 x 400m, 3 x 200m, 4 x 100m). Love it!

Time to buy some Mega Millions tickets.

Booked a flight to Florida for a work meetup in late April. My job is rough!

Testing loading spinners. Getting dizzy.

“If you think lifting weights is dangerous, then you’re probably weak. Being weak is dangerous.”

OH: “I was 3 feet off the green in 3, putting for eagle.” I’ve never heard of a par 6.

The world is right again. Tiger wins by 5 for his 7th win at Bay Hill. Only player in the last 8 groups to shoot under par.