Picking up a penny and putting it in your pocket pays less than the Federal minimum wage, if you take more than 4.9 seconds to do it.

I’ve been working for Automattic, one of the 12 tech companies that offer their employees the coolest perks, for over 4 years. Wouldn’t trade it for any other job.

It’s a great win for golf to have Bubba Watson as a Masters champion.

Now I can enjoy Masters Sunday. 1.5 hours on the DVR to catch up on. Already getting chills from the intro.

Commercial: “Lose all the weight you want for $1 per pound.” I couldn’t make that up if I tried.

Masters Sunday is always a holiday.

Pro tip: Remember to take your hot water heater out of vacation mode or you’ll end up with a cold shower.

First day back, PR by a minute in the mile.

Two weeks until the duathlon and then off to Florida the next day. Time to get back to strict Paleo.

Needed that 10.5 hours of sleep.