ESPN sure loves the Yankees. How about a story about the Tigers?

I was hoping to be off the Vicodin today, but the Doc really did a number on the side of my head. Feels like he used a butter knife.

In a sport where cheating is normal, it’s sad to see the witch-hunt against Lance Armstrong and the impact on his cancer work.

Haven’t had any ragweed allergy flare-ups this year. I bet diet and exercise have a lot to do with it.

Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym. Where can I get one?

Pharmacies are so fucking slow.

7 or 8 stitches in my head. Good thing we only use 5% of our brain.

Ankle stingers from back tucks are not fun.

A 2nd birthday involves way too many presents.

Heading north for a couple of days without a computer or weights.