For the last 4 years, I’d be driving out to Phoenix right now. Remind me why I’m staying in Michigan this year. Brrrr, it’s cold!!

I didn’t have a single drink last night, but a nap sure felt good.

Dear Woot, thanks for the shipping notification email and tracking number for the package that arrived 15 days ago.

Tabata burpees: pick a number that will take you about 16 seconds in the first round and try it get it every round. My number was 7.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Schwartz!

After starting the season 6-3, the Lions lost 6 of their last 7 games, despite holding a fourth-quarter lead in all of them. Terrible!

Pro tip: don’t drill a Phillips head through your thumb. Ouch!!

How old is Santa today?

Heather and I exchanged $50 gift cards to Kohl’s. Dumb! Next year we buy gifts (no cash, no gift cards) for one person with a $100 limit.

We’ve always exchanged gifts on Xmas Eve and slept in on Xmas.