I need to hire a maid and a cook.

Will Apple eventually cause cell phone companies to change to 1 year contracts? I want a new iPhone every year.

Dialed *639# and AT&T says I’m eligible to upgrade to a new phone. Can you say iPhone 4? My iPhone 3GS isn’t even a year old.

What a night!

OH: Can I have one hit? No I’ll give you second hand smoke.

“Mistakes happen. Character is revealed by how you handle them.” – @37signals: http://bit.ly/b50GHu [on Jim Joyce & #Galarraga ] (via @pkim)

I just unlocked the “Celtics – Finals 2010” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cSbBOA

MLB is still deciding on whether or not to reverse Jim Joyce’s blown call. Armando Galarraga deserves the perfect game.

Ump blows the last out of a perfect game for the Tigers. The guy was out by a mile! He better leave Detroit quick.

Snuck in a quick round before the storm. Shot +2. http://oobgolf.com/s/oshy