Any volunteers to come caddie next weekend? You can use my push cart. I’ll buy dinners.

Dear Charter, why must I call every 6 months to get my bill lowered to a reasonable level? Lock me in to the “Forever Promotion” please!

Drove to the AT&T Store for an iPhone 4 pre-order. They couldn’t use their own system either and had to write out my order to process later.

I never understood Tiger talking about the drain of tournament golf until yesterday. I’m still exhausted and my back is sore.

I was wrong the other day. Only 21 spots qualified, not 31. Tied for 10th.

75 (+5) with a triple. In like Flynn!

8 am shotgun start and I’m told to expect a 6 hour round.

Glad I set three alarms because only one (iPhone) worked. Dreamt about fairways and greens.

As Americans know from hockey, just keep shooting and one will go in.

Why is the clock still running during a 5 minute injury break?