I’ve been here less than a day and already threw out items with expiration dates in 2002 and 1999. I wish I was joking.

I’m sitting on my mom’s recliner in northern Michigan, interviewing someone in Maine, over a Skype text chat.

No idea how my parents survive without a dishwasher. I made bacon and eggs for myself and the sink is already full.

I’m surprised how good these samples of Taster’s Choice instant coffee are.

Anyone in Michigan want to run Warrrior Dash (warriordash.com) with me? All my friends are afraid of getting dirty.

I’m actually starting to enjoy running in the cold, but the golfer in me desperately wants some 70 degree weather!

Portal 2 has arrived! #xbox360

Fast oil change garages always try to sell me a bunch of shit. They never succeed.

Baseball’s “foul pole” being fair should rank pretty high. #dumbestruleinsports

Dumbest rule in sports? I vote for basketball’s offensive goaltending. A dunk is legal because it’s an exception to the rule.