Van Helsing

Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)I watched this movie earlier in the week and was pleasantly suprised. I wasn’t expecting much at all from Van Helsing, so I think that helped. I’d heard mixed reviews about it, but most had said it wasn’t great.

Hugh Jackson played an excellent lead role and Kate Beckinsale was hotter than ever in this movie. Richard Roxburgh was a perfect pick to play Dracula because he has the look. The acting was good all-around and the plot kept me interested. There were some cool special effects too.

Overall, not a movie that will knock your socks off, but Van Helsing is a type of movie that I enjoy watcing. I give it a B.

Star Wars Battlefront

Star Wars BattlefrontAfter all of the hype I had heard/read about Star Wars Battlefront, I’m very disappointed. The game is pretty weak IMHO. All you do is run around shooting the enemy and try not to shoot the dumbasses on your team who keep running in your line of fire. And then you do it again. And again. What kind of a Star Wars game doesn’t let you use THE FORCE or a lightsaber?

During each battle you have the choice of 4 or 5 different characters to fight with. This may be the coolest part of the game because each character has their own weapons. One other cool part is the ability to jump in any vehicle. Other than that, the game is pretty boring! Save your money for Halo 2, which comes out 2 weeks from today.


The Day After Tomorrow

The Day After TomorrowSome of the commercials on TV for The Day After Tomorrow had parts that made me want to see the movie and parts that made it look too much out of this world. I decided to watch the movie anyway. I thought it was pretty good, so I’m glad I did.

The basic idea behind the movie is a change in the North Atlantic current which sends the Earth’s climate into a machine change. This change involves a new ice age in the northern hemisphere. It’s sounds pretty whacky, but it was done exceptionally well. I thought the special effects were some of the best I’ve seen in recent movies. It can’t be easy to simulate the flooding of New York City by 20+ foot waves from the ocean. The freezing that came down from the upper atmosphere was pretty cool too. The movie had more than special effects to it though. There was a typical feel good family story involved and also a friend giving his life to help keep a father’s promise to his son.

Not one of the greatest movies I’ve ever seen, but worth watching. It gets a B.

Down Goes Vader

Darth VaderSay it with me in your best Howard Cosell voice, “Down goes Vader! Down goes Vader! Down goes Vader!” I just couldn’t resist that intro.

Over the past 26 hours I watched the Star Wars Trilogy. I had only seen the trilogy in its entirety once or maybe twice and this was the first time I had seen all three movies in succession. The first three (as far as production, but last three in the story) Star Wars movies are truly the greatest trilogy of all time. I guess that’s why we refer to them as “the trilogy.”

Star Wars Trilogy (Widescreen Edition)Before watching the movies this weekend I had never realized how far ahead of their time they really were. Sure, I know George Lucas spruced them up for the release of the DVD box set, but the originals had some pretty good special effects when they were created.

One question I kept asking myself was who did Vader’s voice. I quickly found out it was James Earl Jones, and as soon as I saw the picture it all made sense. While hearing Darth Vader during the films I knew it was a familiar voice and now I can sleep soundly knowing exactly who it was.

There are countless movie reviews on the films and I’m sure 95% of you have seen them yourself, so I’m not going to bother with any other details. If you haven’t seen the trilogy in awhile, it’s time to get the new DVDs. A++ all the way. Maybe tomorrow I’ll watch the special features DVD and review it.

Every Second Counts

Every Second CountsAs I’ve said before, he is the greatest American story of our lifetime. After reading his book you get an understanding of what makes him tick. He doesn’t have anything to lose, so he gives everything he’s got in everything he does. He faced death, battled it head-on, and kicked it’s ass! Everything after that is a bonus.

In the book, he talks about each of his first 5 wins in the Tour de France. He gives you a glimpse into his family life. He explains some of his relationships with other cancer patients and survivors, which he could spend days with. He’s not afraid to dismiss the role of God and religion in his surviving cancer. He says flat out that he beat it with the help of his doctors, nurses, family, and friends.

Lance isn’t the selfish arrogant asshole that some of the press make him out to be. His teammates on U.S. Postal ride for him during the Tour de France each year, so he rides for them in other races. He wants them to have the glory so he’ll protect them or bring them water from the team car. It’s not all about Lance and it never was for him. Cycling is a team sport and he understand that better than anyone else.

If I had to choose between winning the Tour de France or having cancer, I’d choose cancer.

Lance Armstrong

Not exactly the answer I would pick, but Lance is one in a million. I could go on and on about Armstrong and the amazing human being that he has become. Instead, I’ll just recommend that you read this book. I give it an A-.

Without A Paddle

Without a PaddleI’ve heard great things about this movie and it didn’t disappoint me. Anyone who knows me can tell you that I’m not the biggest fan of comedy movies. I like action and drama. Give me some excitement! There are some comedies that I like though. This is one.

The best scene from the movie is when the 3 friends have to huddle together for warmth wearing nothing but their underwear. I don’t know why they included this in the trailers for the movie because it kind of ruined it a little bit. I was still laughing my ass off, don’t get me wrong, but it too the surprise away. Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, and Dax Shepard all performed excellent roles in the film. You probably know Dax from Punk’d on MTV, but this was his first big time role. Green played the friend everyone picked on and really fit the role since he’s so short compared to Dax and Lillard.

One complaint I have about the film is the plot has an overall serious message to it. This is supposed to be a comedy and I don’t like it when writers attempt to put two types of story into one. Save the drama for another movie because it really kills the comic tone. With that said I still really liked the flick.

I give it a B+, but only because it’s not my typical cup of tea.

The Punisher

The PunisherI don’t ever recall having a real comic book as a kid. They just didn’t interest me. I’ve liked all of the movies that have come out recently based on comic books though. Add this movie to the list as well.

I remember seeing the previews way back when and thinking that The Punisher had potential, but I had mixed feelings about how it would actually be. I was in Best Buy today picking up Rounders (Collector’s Edition) and noticed this movie was out, so I thought I’d double treat myself since I haven’t bought a new DVD since Miracle. That may be a new record for time in between DVDs!

I’m glad I made the purchase. It was a pretty good movie…my type of movie. There weren’t any super-human powers, except maybe for surviving death a few times. That’s why it’s a movie I guess. There was a lot of action and some pretty cool explosions that rocked my surround sound system. If you generally like the comic book movies, see this one. I give it a B+.

Amarillo Slim In A World Full Of Fat People

Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People : The Memoirs of the Greatest Gambler Who Ever LivedWhat a great read! The book is broken down into twelve chapters, each having their own theme. Then each chapter is broken down into a series of what are really short stories about Amarillo Slim (Thomas Austin Preston Jr.) and his adventures.

You get to learn about Slim’s pool skills, how he started playing poker, and some of the craziest bets I’ve ever heard of. Like he mentions many times throughout the book, “if there’s anything worth arguing about, either bet on it or shut up.” More times than not, Slim made the bet. More times than not, Slim also won that bet. He’s beaten a horse in a foot race, rafted down “The River of No Return” in the middle of winter, and rode a camel through a casino; all to win money.

This just isn’t a book about poker. In fact, it’s more about gambling in general. Slim was never one to back away from proposition bets and he made a few of his own. His insights into the world of gambling let me in on my dream life, but also reinforced the fact that it’s “a hard way to make an easy living.”

I give this book an A-.

The Biggest Game In Town

The Biggest Game in TownThe cover of this book by Al Alvarez quotes the London Evening Standard, “…probably the best book on poker ever written.” I’ve read other places online making similar claims and although I haven’t read every book on poker written, this has been the best I’ve turned a page on.

Alvarez has a way with words that makes reading easy and fun. I almost read the entire book on the flight to Philadelphia and couldn’t even put it down when we landed. From what I knew before reading The Biggest Game in Town, it was about the 1981 World Series of Poker, but that is barely the case. Most of the book is composed of gambling stories explaining why the best players in the world play the game. It explains desires and motives of gamblers, giving a new insight into the poker world.

You learn things about Doyle Brunson, Jack Strauss, Stu Ungar, Amarillo Slim, and other poker players that you won’t find anywhere else. After reading this book and Positively Fifth Street, I have a whole new vision of the poker life. Read this book if you enjoy the game.

I give Alvarez’s work an A+.