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Naughty Fest 2004

Nick Momrik6 Comments

Each year, Rogers City hosts the Nautical Festival. We look forward to it the whole summer, but when Monday morning rolls around, boy are we glad that it’s over. It’s a blast of a weekend, but it sure kicks your ass!

Basically we

  1. Drink during the day.
  2. Take a little time to eat dinner.
  3. Change into clothes for the night out.
  4. Head over to whoever’s house has a keg for the night.
  5. Drink until 10:00 p.m.
  6. Walk to the beer tent.
  7. Drink, dance, and mingle.
  8. Walk to Greka’s at 1:30 a.m.
  9. Drink and push your way through the crowd.
  10. Walk home or to an after party.
  11. Get home at 3:30 or 4.
  12. Wake up and REPEAT.

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Top 10 May 2004 Searches

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At the end of each month (I’ve decided this is the last month I am posting this), I post a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for May 2004…enjoy!

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Off To Sacramento

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Later today I’ll be taking off for Detroit and then flying out to Sacramento, CA. I haven’t done laundry or packed a thing, so I’ve got a few things on my “To Do List” for this morning! For the next week, the site will be a little “dead”, but I do have dial-up access in the hotel so I’ll check things at least once a day.

A few things I need to do on the site when I get back:

  1. Create header images for the BluePrint and GanGreen styles.
  2. Create a new favicon.
  3. Work on a few more WP Plugins.
  4. Clean up some code.
  5. Get a new photo gallery up and running.

Now you have something to look forward to…right?

You Might Be A WordPress Junkie If…

Nick Momrik28 Comments
  1. You have more than 5 folders on your web space that begin with “wp-“. (There are only 4 included in the distribution, but I have 7.)
  2. You know that a post-slug is not an insect or a shotgun shell.
  3. You know what the WordPress Wiki is and where to find something in it.
  4. You check the WP CVS at least once a day for updated files.
  5. You know at least two of the developers by their domain name.
  6. You’ve written/modified a plugin or hack for WP
  7. You don’t know any Mullenweg’s, but you know a PhotoMatt.
  8. You know that b2 isn’t just the first two characters of a popular Hip Hop group.
  9. Your site is listed under “Strut your stuff” on the WP.
  10. You’ve talked someone into trying WP.

*Inspired by all of the recent commotion at WordPress.

Top 10 April 2004 Searches

Nick Momrik1 Comment

At the end of each month, I post a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for April 2004…enjoy!

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Top 10 March 2004 Searches

Nick Momrik9 Comments

At the end of each month, I post a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for March 2004…enjoy!

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San Diego By Numbers

Nick Momrik4 Comments
  • 20 – Minutes our flight arrived early to San Diego on Sunday.
  • 78 – Temperature in San Diego when we arrived.
  • $2.30 – Price for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline out here.
  • 15 – Age mom is driving like…I swear she just got her learner’s permit.
  • 25 – Minimum age to drive the rental car, and the reason I am not driving everywhere.
  • 3 – Hours of poker played at the $2/$4 Hold’em table on Sunday night.
  • 22 – Dollars lost on Sunday night.
  • 45 – Minutes spent walking around the casino looking for my mom on Sunday night after I left the poker table.
  • 4.25 – Hours of poker played at the $3/$6 Kill Hold’em table on Monday night.
  • 86 – Dollars lost on Monday night.
  • 1 – Time arriving back at the hotel from the casino the past two nights.
  • 3 – Hours of time difference from Michigan.
  • 4 – Time in the morning that it feels like to my body when we get back from the casino, because of the time difference.
  • 0 – Number of more minutes I am going to stay awake.

Top 10 February 2004 Searches

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At the end of each month, I plan to give a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for February 2004…enjoy!

  1. STATISTICS PROBABILITY QUESTIONS ON SOCK WASHING
  2. i make love with wife sister
  3. blood clot, fetus, photo
  4. 26 cavities filled in one visit
  5. Quiznos Subs Song: Words to the Song
  6. green hut bay city
  7. “Salma Hayek’s titties”
  8. cartoon characters as innocent girls
  9. “forget the bitch”
  10. “Krzyzewski” hitler

Linkage

Nick Momrik3 Comments
  1. I need to start cooking some more. Maybe some good recipes will help.
  2. I’m still not too sure about Orkut, but I’m checking my account more often now. If you want an invite, leave a comment and ask.
  3. Southwest Airlines has good rates on flights right now. I booked my mom’s flight with from Detroit to San Diego for a total of $295.
  4. I was really looking forward to seeing Blue Man Group and playing some Texas Hold’em out in Las Vegas. Someday!
  5. A magazine I’ve recently thought about subscribing to.
  6. Cool movies made using the game Halo. Which reminds me…I haven’t watched the last few episodes.
  7. A lot of good poker information.
  8. Free online golf handicap system.
  9. If I had a girlfriend, she would have gotten this for Valentine’s Day.
  10. Sick of seeing of all those motivational posters, plaques, and sayings all over the place? Despair Inc. was created with us in mind. I have a calendar and several of their posters.