I Would Rather #6

Would you rather suddenly be elected a senator or suddenly become a CEO of a major company? (You won’t have any more knowledge about how to do either job than you do right now.)

CEO. I have no desire to be in politics.

Would you rather live in virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything?

Live in the real world because I haven’t experienced VR yet.

Would you rather have whatever you are thinking to appear above your head for everyone to see or have absolutely everything you do live streamed for anyone to see?

Have whatever I’m thinking appear above my head.

Would you rather be only able to watch the few movies with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 95-100% or only be able to watch the majority of movies with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 94% and lower?

Watch the movies with a score of 94% and lower.

Would you rather wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?

A new random person every year.

Would you rather know how above or below average you are at everything or know how above or below average people are at one skill/talent just by looking at them?

Know how above or below average I am at everything.

Would you rather live until you are 200 but look like you are 200 the whole time even though you are healthy or look like you are 25 all the way until you die at age 65?

If I’m healthy I’d take living to 200!

I Would Rather #5

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Unlimited international first-class tickets. I’d love to travel to other countries more and flying first-class would be sweeeet!

Would you rather see what was behind every closed door or be able to guess the combination of every safe on the first try?

See what was behind every closed door I guess because being able to guess the combination of every safe seems like a skill that would only be good for criminals.

Would you rather be an average person in the present or a king of a large country 2,500 years ago?

An average person in the present. I have no desire to live 2,500 years ago.

Would you rather be able to dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving or be able to ask any three questions and have them answered accurately?

Dodge anything no matter how fast it’s moving. Trying to come up with three questions would be stressful.

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Sing along to any song you heard, which I do all the time by myself. I rare bust out a dance move though.

Would you rather have all your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?

Have all my clothes fit perfectly. It’s not easy finding clothes for a body built by CrossFit and that’s just truth.

Would you rather 5% of the population have telepathy, or 5% of the population have telekinesis? You are not part of the 5% that has telepathy or telekinesis.

Telekinesis because then I wouldn’t have to wonder if people are communicating about me when I was with them.

Would you rather be an unimportant character in the last movie you saw or an unimportant character in the last book you read?

I don’t remember the last book I read completely, so I’ll go with movie, which was John Wick 3.

Would you rather move to a new city or town every week or never be able to leave the city or town you were born in?

Moving to a new city or town every week would be exciting.

Would you rather travel the world for a year on a shoestring budget or stay in only one country for a year but live in luxury?

Stay in one country for a year living in luxury! I could travel the world at another time.

I Would Rather #4

Would you rather never be able to use a touchscreen or never be able to use a keyboard and mouse?

Never be able to use a touchscreen.

Would you rather be able to control fire or water?


Would you rather have everything you eat be too salty or not salty enough no matter how much salt you add?

Not salty enough. I rarely use salt.

Would you rather have hands that kept growing as you got older or feet that kept growing as you got older?

Hands. It’s already hard enough to buy size 14 shoes.

Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life?

This might be the toughest one of these questions so far. It’s really a toss-up but I’ll go with tacos.

Would you rather be unable to use search engines or unable to use social media?

Unable to use social media.

Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?

Give up the internet for a month.

Would you rather donate your body to science or donate your organs to people who need them?

Donate my organs to people who need them.

Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?

Know now everything my future self will learn.

Would you rather relive the same day for 365 days or lose a year of your life?

Lose a year of my life.

Would you rather be able to control animals (but not humans) with your mind or control electronics with your mind?

Control electronics!

I Would Rather #3

Would you rather be poor but help people or become incredibly rich by hurting people?

Poor but help people.

Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating?

Without AC and heating because I’d just move to a climate like San Diego.

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

Horrible job and retire in 10 years. I’ll retire as soon as financially possible.

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

True love. That one may surprise some people.

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

Teleport anywhere. Just like a previous question about being invisible would be creepy, so would reading minds.

Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?

Hmm, hard to say without knowing what the regrets are. A lot of people say they have no regrets, but I think that’s bullshit.

Would you rather be feared by all or loved by all?

I do my best not to care what people think of me.

Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Tell me when, so I know how much time I have.

Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

500 years into the past. I’m not confident Earth will still be inhabitable in 500 years.

I Would Rather #2

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?
I guess it depends if I’d know I was in virtual reality or not. How do we know we aren’t living in the Matrix right now? If I’d know where I was, I would choose the real world.

Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Alone. Duh!

Would you rather never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Never use social media sites/apps again. We grew up fine without them.

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

I’d take an easy job working for someone else. I don’t have any desire to deal with the extra shit and pressures of working for myself.

Would you rather be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?

The inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease. Exploring a new planet could be deadly and/or completely useless.

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

A horrible short term memory because eventually I’d remember with the long term memory.

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

Fly! Being invisible would be creepy.

Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?

Constantly dark. It would be much easier to sleep.

I Would Rather #1

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

20 minutes early. Everyone knows that one about me.

Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?

All of the pictures I have taken.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

See 10 minutes into my future.

Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?

Unknown when I’m alive but famous after I die.

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

One size too small. I feel like I’ve already lived through two sizes too big when everything in high school was XL and I weighed 165 pounds.

Would you rather live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?

Live in the wilderness.