Golf Quotes

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

Arthur Daley

I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Joe E. Louis

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Sam Snead

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

Seve Ballestero

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

Lord Robertson

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don’t give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

Lee Trevino

Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?

Anonymous

When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.

Lee Trevino

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

A 2nd Job

I’ve been spending a lot of time lately with blogs. In the last few weeks, I’ve launched two new sites, NICKED Up and Primary Rough. This has taken up a lot of my free time and will continue to do so. I have another site or two on the way. As I launch more sites some of the types of posts usually found here will be on the other sites. MtDewVirus will always be my personal site and I hope for it to get back to being more of a personal site than it has been lately. I’ll try to post more about what I’m up to.

Blogging has pretty much become a 2nd job for me. With the income coming in from my sites, it really has to be like a 2nd job so that I can keep things updated. Without updated sites, income starts to drop off. The last few months have been great in terms of growth and I’m set financially right now, which is a great feeling.

Nicole Perrot Wins Longs Drugs Challenge

Nicole PerotChile’s 21-year-old Nicole Perrot finished the Longs Drugs Challenge at -14, good enough for a one stroke victory over Hee-Won Han. With her victory Perrot becomes the tenth first time winner on the LPGA Tour this year. While looking through her bio I noticed she shares a birthday with me…December 26th.

2005 has been quite the year for the young women in the golf world. Paula Creamer made headlines by going pro after graduating high school, winning a tournament, and then dominating another tournament. Earlier this week Michelle Wie announced she was going pro at the age of 15. It’s great to see the game of golf becoming more and more popular for the younger females. Maybe the big TV networks will take notice and show LPGA tournaments in prime time a little more often.

Annika's Picture

I enjoy watching Annika Sorenstam play because she’s such a phenomenal golfer, but what’s up with her player profile photo on LPGA.com? It looks like she crawled out of bed, someone said “Smile!” and snapped her picture. For one of the greatest to ever play the game of golf they could at least update the photo. She’s much better looking than what they show.

Are Golf Balls Changing the Game?

Titleist has posted an excellent article on their site titled Where’s the Harm? which challenges the idea that golf ball technology is harming the game of golf.

For those who deem a distance “problem” exists, to identify the golf ball as the sole contributor to and the solution for is an over-simplification. While the professional game has experienced a paradigm shift toward the “Power Game” in the past two decades, it has been the result of six contributing variables, five of which are continually overlooked by the media and antitechnology pundits. In addition to lower spinning, high performance golf balls, other factors include larger, thinner-faced titanium drivers with graphite shafts; improved golf course conditioning and agronomy; bigger, stronger and better conditioned athletes; improved technique and instruction; and launch monitors and customization of equipment.

This summer I bought some mint condition Titleist Pro V1 golf balls off eBay and I can assure you they didn’t improve my scoring by much, if at all. I like the feel of the ball and the confidence I have hitting them, but I’m not sure they’re worth the money.

Tiger Woods Wins American Express Championship

American Express Championship TrophyWith a first prize of $1.3 million on the line, the greatest players in the game of golf teed off this weekend in the American Express Championship of the World Golf Championships. The world’s #1 golfer, Tiger Woods, hoisted the trophy when John Daly missed his par put on the 2nd playoff hole.

Even though the end of the tournament was a letdown, golf fans everywhere got to watch two of the most exciting players in the game battle down the stretch. John Daly and Tiger Woods are two of the longest hitters on the PGA Tour, but both also have great short game skills. Tiger Woods is my favorite athlete in any sport and maybe the most recognized athlete on the planet. John Daly is a golfer most of us weekend hackers can relate to, so he is also very popular among spectators. Watching these two go head-to-head was as exciting golf as I’ve ever watched on TV. The team of Nick Faldo, Paul Azinger, and Mike Tirico do an excellent job with their commentary and analysis because they get just as excited as some of the fans.

Brutal

This morning I played for about 2 hours on Party Poker and it might have been the most brutal session of poker I’ve ever played. The Bad Beat Jackpot was over $200,000 and anytime it’s that high my table of choice is the $2/4. I had four tables open almost the entire time and I was never ahead. Not for a second.

In fact, I played 300 hands before I won my first hand at showdown. Stop and think about that for a second. 300 hands! I still can’t believe it now that I’m thinking about it again. I kept making second best hands or losing to 3-5 out draws. Over the entire session rockets were 1/4 and two of those losses were to gut shot straight draws. Cowboys lost to 47o on the river when the player called all the way with bottom pair and a 7 kicker. Ladies lost on the river to 96o who had called two raises pre-flop and another two bets on a 9-high flop. Another 9 came on the river.

Nothing went my way and I finally made a good choice to call it quits. At least the Lions kicked ass today.