
I was looking at scores on ESPN and saw this. Last time I checked it was impossible to score a single point in football. What is this? Soccer?

I was looking at scores on ESPN and saw this. Last time I checked it was impossible to score a single point in football. What is this? Soccer?
Today we set our clocks back an hour. What did you do with your extra hour? I put on a 20# weight vest and pulled 100# (25# sled + 75# of plates) around the neighborhood for over a mile.
I just learned that you can swipe anywhere on the screen to unlock the iPhone now. Doesn’t have to be on the “swipe” area.
One of the dads was drinking a beer. That’s how you trick-or-treat!
Switched to Netvibes for a custom browser home page since iGoogle is shutting down.
Dear Chipotle, I’m sorry for cheating with your ugly sister Qdoba. I only had time for a quickie and you take too long to serve my meat.
Shaved my head all the way and dressed up as a member of Blue Man Group for Halloween 2013.