We have polka hall of famers in the house.

Apparently they read tractor catalogues on the shitter out here.

Crawled out of bed at 10:30 this morning. Heading to the thumb in a bit for a wedding.

Halo 3 ODST has been pre-ordered.

Facebook, are the zeroes necessary? http://bit.ly/3z5xDD

New segment on SportsCenter: “Tweet of the Day”

The Red Wings better be lifting the cup tonight.

Shot a 86 at Crooked Crk GC – http://oobgolf.com/s/ahiy

4 and a half hour round of golf. Talk about painful.

Figured out my driving today but couldn’t make a putt. Golf is a game of attempting to achieve the impossible (perfection).