I’m not in last place. http://saginawdistrictgolf.com/leaderboard.php I’ll probably need to shoot a 71 (riiight) to make the cut.

Hitting a provisional on the first tee is not a good way to start round 1. Shot 46-43.

Didn’t waste any good shots for the practice round so plenty left for tomorrow. Got a look at the course which was the goal.

I have an early tee time to play a practice round for the tournament, but not this fucking early! Please fall back to sleep.

How did I ever read anything on my old iPhones? #iPhone4

iPhone 4 has arrived before launch day and 2 days before AT&T said I would have it.

In football and hockey, an offsides play is blown dead. In soccer, they wait until you score and then call off the goal.

If the US makes it to the final I’ll try again, but not until then.

Tried to watch the World Cup but can’t do it. I’ve seen the US robbed of 2 goals in 2 games. The announcers say both should have counted.

“You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown.” -Phil (Deadliest Catch)