It’s a party polka at St. Stan’s Festival.

1 GIR today and only 4 yesterday. Compare that to 13 in the qualifier.

Shot a 93. Hard to score when the irons are slicing and can’t hit a green. No birdies in either round.

I’m not in last place. http://saginawdistrictgolf.com/leaderboard.php I’ll probably need to shoot a 71 (riiight) to make the cut.

Hitting a provisional on the first tee is not a good way to start round 1. Shot 46-43.

Didn’t waste any good shots for the practice round so plenty left for tomorrow. Got a look at the course which was the goal.

I have an early tee time to play a practice round for the tournament, but not this fucking early! Please fall back to sleep.

How did I ever read anything on my old iPhones? #iPhone4