I wish all cereal came in a resealable bag and cereal boxes were a thing of the past.

You’d think grown men would have learned how to respect each other by now.

Finally finished watching Dexter.

Taco Bell is getting back on my good side. Only thing I ordered today was a large Mountain Dew and they gave it to me for free.

When I don’t see lightning I have a hard time deciding to get off the golf course. #notworththerisk

On TV: “We’ll be back with more exciting ping pong action after this.”

How many trees would the world save if businesses asked if we wanted a receipt before printing one?

Facebook users, please use messages for 1-on-1 conversations, “I love you,” “I miss you,” and similar stuff, not wall posts. #annoying

Golf gets @TigerWoods back today and he’s finally 100% physically.

It’s sad that such a good day had to be ruined and now I can’t sleep because I’m over thinking. #exhausted