Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

Arthur Daley

I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Joe E. Louis

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Sam Snead

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

Seve Ballestero

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

Lord Robertson

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don’t give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

Lee Trevino

Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?

Anonymous

When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.

Lee Trevino

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope