At the end of each month, I post a list of the top 10 keyword combinations (searches) that visitors have used in a search engine to get to my site. It’s not a popularity list, because “poker chip tricks” and every possible way to search for that would dominate my top 10. These are the funniest, weirdest, or craziest searches that have resulted in a visit to my site. The searches listed are exactly as someone typed them into a search engine.

Here’s the list for April 2004…enjoy!

1. I KNOW A SCREEN NAME ON AN AOL ACCOUNT BUT I WANT TO KNOW THE MASTER SCREEN NAME FOR THE ACCOUNT
2. teaser shapes straight curved one place
3. blood clot next to fetus
4. time it took to write the Da Vinci code
5. how to get them to look away when doing card tricks
6. middle index pinky thumb
7. things made out of trash
8. things made out of trash
9. subconscious control dreams
10. Searches like the following are begging to become a pattern so they are grouped together. Each was searched for on a different day.
    • my sister in bed
    • my sister is now my wife
    • my sister is my wife