- Anyone who calls themselves an “expert” of any kind.
- Someone who turns their car off in the drive thru to save gas.
- Recipe time estimates.
- Politicians.
- Climate change denialists.
- Milk on or after the expiration date.
- Twitter users who post multiple tweets as a thread instead of publishing to a blog.
- Anyone who stops eating bread and claims not to miss it.
- Drivers who pull out into the turn lane but instead of stopping and waiting to merge, they keep driving in the turn lane.
- Farts from a 3-year-old.
- People who don’t use cruise control.
- Food recommendations from anyone who claims Halo Top tastes like ice cream.
- Anything described with the word “best.”
- Prompts on web sites asking, “Are you sure you want to leave? You have unsaved changes.”
- People who struggle with the brown yard waste bags every year instead of buying trash bins.
Don’t take these too seriously.
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