Adult Version of the Ice Cream Truck

Whenever I hear the UPS truck driving through the neighborhood I get excited and try to remember if I ordered anything. More often than not though, the truck doesn’t stop at my house.

I think I’d be pretty excited to hear an actual ice cream truck though.

Nines

Chart of 9 hole golf rounds by year

This chart shows the number of 9 hole rounds (scoring my own ball) I’ve played each year. I’ve played more golf than this, but some rounds are scrambles or other team formats, which I don’t keep track of. In 2011 (before discovering CrossFit) I played 285 nines and had my best scoring average (41.83).

Not Even Close

Waiter (in training): “Can I get you something to drink?”
Me: “Do you have Mountain Dew?”
Waiter: “Yes.”
Me: “Great.”
Waitress (his trainer): “Did you just tell him we have something we don’t?” She looks at me and says, “We have Coke products.”
Waiter: “Well, we have Mellow Yellow. It’s pretty much the same thing.”
Me: “No. It’s not even close. I’ll take a Coke.”
Waitress (as they walk away): “You almost ruined his day.”

Damn right! Do not disrespect the Dew like that!

End of Life?

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My iPhone charge cable is closer to death each day. Can it hang on until the new iPhone is released?